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barkbarkbark, etc.

I would really love just one day, one day, where all of the dogs surrounding my house did not bark constantly every. single. hour. What the fuck are they barking about all the time? And how do they still have vocal cords left? And where are their fucking owners?

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less bark, more wag.

If it's past quiet hours, call and file a noise complaint.
Well, I live in a house now... I'm not sure what constitutes "quiet hours" to the general city of Portland? If there is such a thing?
I believe it's 10p-6a

It must be an impending alien invasion!

Seriously, though, I have no idea.

BB gun. They need to associate barking with being shot in the ass.
Hahah good call

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