barkbarkbark, etc.
I would really love just one day, one day, where all of the dogs surrounding my house did not bark constantly every. single. hour. What the fuck are they barking about all the time? And how do they still have vocal cords left? And where are their fucking owners?

If it's past quiet hours, call and file a noise complaint.
It must be an impending alien invasion!
Seriously, though, I have no idea.